There’s an old person on the show. Mortality? You bet. Our weather correspondent is as inaccurate as always and there are twins.
Haley and our resident Dad joke expert share a bond Dan can never understand. Traffic seems pretty black and white this week. Dan teaches Haley accents and the difference between Snowflakes and Turkeys.
Haley and Dan meet the Show Wizard–a rabies infested new friend. A jealous pee jar decides now is the time to incite la révolution. Haley preps for an earthquake while Dan gets his first bar mitzvah. A rejected ISIS recruit makes us all wish we hadn’t been born in this generation.
Haley meets her new co-host Dan (not Daniel) and begins her quest for romance. Meanwhile Dan prepares for his debut at the most reputable local news station this side of the Prime Meridian. Oh and Haley goes grocery shopping.